金正日神一样的誕生
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Purportedly from a North Korean history book:
“In 1941, a magical hummingbird visited the People of North Korea foretelling the birth of Kim Jong Il.
Later that year, the hummingbird’s prophecy was fulfilled atop Mount Paektu, the highest mountain ever. Kim Jong Il emerged, walking out from his mother’s Patriotic and Revolutionary vagina six months prematurely and without the aid of a physician, thus rendering the Korean medical community irrelevant. In shame, all doctors fled our Great and Innovative nation never to return.” -
据称从朝鲜的历史书：
“1941年，一个神奇的蜂鸟访问了朝鲜，预示人民金正日的诞生。
那年晚些时候，蜂鸟的预言应验於最高峰白头山之上。金正日从他母亲的爱国主义和革命的阴道6个月早產，并没有医生的帮助下行走，从而使朝鲜的医学界蒙羞，所有的医生逃离我们伟大的创新型国家，再也没有回来。”
